Did we start something? How many more people will join in the fun? Get out your stapler and play… 
Directions *Must be followed to the letter
- Get out stapler
- Perform functions check
- Load stapler
- Close stapler
- Test stapler on piece of paper to ensure the delivery of the stapler
- Confirm paper is stapled
- Place stapler against forehead – back of stapler away from you
- Hit the back of the stapler
- Rejoice
- Take picture and post here
Alternatives to #8
- Head butt the wall
- Head butt the desk
- Have a friend hit the stapler
- Pee on someone’s shoes = guaranteed hit to the stapler
Related articles
- Maybe someone stole his stapler. (work.failblog.org)
- Miniature Stapler (bookofjoe.com)
- If they take my stapler… then… then… I’ll set the building on fire. (Office Space quote) (surviveonvenus.wordpress.com)
